"But Honey I Swear, I AM Not Skylar from American Idol, Innit"

The accents here are pretty strong, so I will translate. Basically, the blonde is trying to convince the brunette that she's not having an affair with me, and the brunette is trying to convince us all that she's not Skylar from American Idol. They do all of this quite convincingly while kissing each other constantly for 9 minutes.

Oh and don't let the unfortunate screenshot fool you. You'll be crying, but for much different reasons:)

'Sophie & Sian' from the TV show 'Coronation.'

If you loved that like I did, check out this GREAT, great interview with the two actresses:

See Rochelle, She's MY Boo!

So you know that pic I posted this weekend of me meeting the AMAZING Whoopi Goldberg and me looking like someone just punched me in the face and stole my bike?

THAT is EXACTLY how my face looks right now watching what I just found on youtube:


LOL what?? ...and then also, what. PLEASE do yourself a favor and watch the entire 2 minutes and 4 seconds cause it will change your life.

Kirk Cameron is a NOT a Cock. He's a Dick.

This is so awesome and brilliant!! I used to have THE BIGGEST crush on Evie from Out of This World. What magic those fingers could do. *sigh* Oh and is it me or did that middle child chick from Charles in Charge grow up fancy? Milk does a body GOOD.

Funny as hell...

Word is Bond.

Sometimes you just gotta watch 5 and a half minutes of this:



It's whats for dinner.

www.thebullyproject.com

SNL = Saturday Night's Lesbian?

Congratulations to Kate Mckinnon for being the first openly gay human to be on SNL :) Thank you to my pizza pie Sarah for letting me know!

MSN had this to say: "Saturday Night Live" has increased their collection of XX chromosomes by adding Upright Citizen's Brigade sketchtress Kate McKinnon to the show. McKinnon, formerly of LOGO's "Big Gay Sketch Show," becomes the fourth female in the current cast and will make her Studio 8H debut on the April 7, Sofia Vergara-hosted episode. McKinnon has done several UCB solo shows and has cast herself in delightfully demented roles. McKinnon also becomes SNL's first openly lesbian cast member, one who outed herself at a church-sponsored theatre camp. "I was speaking in front of 250 people and thought 'Wouldn't it be wacky if I came out during this speech,'" she told OutImpact. "It was scary but it was fun."

She sounds fun. Now if only they could get a black woman on the show, we'd be good!

Rihannorary Lesbian

You like what I did there with the post title? Yeah, me too. Some of my best work, I'd say.

Now you may have heard the little rumor circulating that Rihanna and Ashton Kutcher are dating because some weird paparazzi peops stalked her and realized that she went to his new house from midnight to 4am recently. Whatevs. I think they'd make a really cute couple, but how is that proof of anything? By that logic, CVS and I have been dating for YEARS. People have sex during the day too, ya know.

Anyhoo, Rihanna was asked about it by a very bold reporter in London today, and this is what she had to say:


...and this whole post is really just an excuse to show THIS again:


You are welcome.